Daily Bull 06.07.16 - Back On Dry(ish) Land

As you almost certainly did not notice, I have been gone for a couple of weeks on vacation and this El Nino pattern was kind enough to let me ride my cruise ship directly to my home in central Texas. But I'm back, and there is a lot to talk about! In particular [flips through notes]... oh... oh I see. In particular there is absolutely nothing going on.

POACH 'EM, AGS I'm sure all you frothing heaps of redassery already know that our Super Regional opponents the TCU Horned Frogs were the enemy at the genesis of the Aggie "Gig 'em" sign. But imagine a world where we had a different opponent that weekend as Pinky Downs racked his brain for words of encouragement. I think really we were fortunate not to be playing Texas, because "Bolt 'em through the head and then drain them on the kill floor" has a really complicated passback.

Of course, for my own amusement I like to think there's an alternate universe where we were playing the Sailfish of Palm Beach Atlantic University. Hook 'em, Ags!

IT'S THE CRYING JORDAN FOR PEOPLE WHO LOSE TO THE RANGERS besides they're not a real rival