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Oh hey, it’s a photo of the old OL squad and their once and future coach, Jim Turner. Gosh, they lo-waaaaaaaaaaaa?
.@jimturner_tamu’s '11 OL unit included 3 1st-rd picks, at least 5 future NFLers & the beloved #JoeyV #12thMan #TBT pic.twitter.com/qdgVhGfVUV
— Texas A&M Football (@AggieFootball) June 23, 2016
ENHANCE
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Those... those pants... they just... it’s...
There is only one thing to be done at a moment like this. We apologize coach, you know that we love you, but it is time for...
A PANTS ROAST.
- these pants are like cargo shorts for a funeral in Topeka, KS
- MC Hammer thinks these pants are the wrong size
- pants to wear while you return a 2x4 at the dang Lowe’s
- pants from the Uncle Joey Formalwear Collection
- “You’re gonna have no opinion about the way you look. I guarantee it.”
- these pants double as linens on a cruise ship buffet
- at REI these pants are sold as a wingsuit and bundled with a GoPro
- this is what happens when you’re worried a professional tailor would cup your balls
- these pants don’t mind Ashton Kutcher, they’re just glad Two And A Half Men is still on
- you get a coupon for these pants at Walgreen’s when you purchase a 6 pack of Ensure
- Jim Harbaugh thinks you should be more discerning with your pants
- inside the hidden 5th pocket of these pants is another pair of pants
- these pants feature “a waistband reinforced for any flip phone holster”
- the pockets of these pants come filled with keys that you can’t remember what they go to anymore
- these pants’ grocery list is duct tape, Schlitz, and where-are-my-damn-readers eyewear
- the first pants in America to feature a Loose Fit Crotch
- these are actually 5 pairs of pants come together to form pant Voltron
- these pants come with 10 cassette tapes of Time Life Music Collections
- Andy Rooney ass pants
- these pants went to the casting call for Cocoon
- these are JINCO’s grandpants
- Bruce Banner bought these pants for economical reasons
- dye these pants yellow and you’re Dick Tracy
- these are Pantgea, the pre-pant before they broke up enough for everyone to have their own pair
- these pants don’t listen to country music, but they do admit that Jeff Foxworthy is pretty dang funny
- these pants are worried about their fiber intake
- these pants love New Yorker cartoons
- pants to wear while yelling at your children about their pants
- pants to wear while your kid fixes the dang internet on the computer
- these pants are stoked about a trip to Branson
- Ace Ventura wore these pants to his grandson’s 1st birthday party
- these pants liked the old Luby’s better
- Carl Winslow goin’ to church ass pants
- these pants are 51% cotton because that extra percent of polyester would knock the target market down one tax bracket
- these pants come with a braided belt and a burgundy CompUServe polo shirt
- these pants think that 30 mph is the appropriate speed regardless of the road
- these pants come with a 3 lb bag of Werther’s
- these pants meld seamlessly with the drivers seat of a Honda Odyssey EX
- these pants want to know if you have anything behind your ear. are you sure? areeee you suuuuuurrrreeeee? (pants produce a nickel)
- these pants printed your email
- pants for yelling at a five star recruit
- these pants require white tube socks underneath, pulled all the way up
- these pants think you’re a respectable young man and would like to know if you would respectfully court their daughter
- these pants come pre-stained with Cracker Barrel gravy
- pants are available in khaki, tan, beige, camel, sandstone, and light brown
- Raiders of the Lost Ark ends with a scene of these pants being stored in Men’s Wearhouse’s secret underground vault
- these pants make a mean potato salad
- these pants have had Caps Lock on since 1997
- Eminem wore these pants for a month and grew a goatee, lost half his hair, and gained 35 lbs
- these pants come with an app that reminds you to put them in the dirty laundry hamper every 100 hours of wear
- if you get the 7 year warranty on these pants it’s a better value than the 3 year one
- these pants had a wonderful time in Alaska
- these pants don’t care if you have your license, you can’t borrow the Camry until you let them show you how to change a tire
- “Hi hungry, I’m pants.”