Anagramming the SEC

It’s the peak of the college football offseason, and absent something to occupy its time, the mind goes to strange places. Case in point, what if we took each SEC school and used anagrams to create a new name and mascot? The results may shock you.

Alabama Crimson Tide = Maraca Indomitables

Arkansas Razorbacks = Sabazarras Ranksocks

Auburn Tigers = Rugina Tubers

Florida Gators = Frailrod Goats

Georgia Bulldogs = Guildlabour Eggs

Kentucky Wildcats = Tickydeck Walnuts

LSU Tigers = Lit Surges

Mississippi State Bulldogs: Stagissiti Plumed Pisslobs

Missouri Tigers = Trimisi Grouses

Ole Miss Rebels = Sobelle Misers

South Carolina Gamecocks = Mount Sigala Cockroaches

Tennessee Volunteers = Venteesunlee Stoners

Texas A&M Aggies = Gasage E&M Taxis

Vanderbilt Commodores = Doomdram Convertibles