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Daily Bull 05.11.16 - If You Ain't First You're Last

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god help you if we go 2nd overall

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BUT AMATEURISM THO Bret Bielema thinks that players who declare for the NFL draft but go undrafted should have the option to return to college football, because Bret Bielema is a rogue agent hell bent on anarchy, chaos, and allowing human beings to have control over their own livelihood as they risk their health and well-being for the entertainment of others. He is a monster.

ROCK OUT WITH THE COCKS The Ags are heading to South Carolina for a do-or-die baseball series for the Gamecocks. Prep yourself with a stroll down memory lane with our Visitor's Guide To Columbia presented by Garnet And Black Attack.

SET OUTRAGE TO STUN The mothership analyzed all of the unnecessary way-too-darly draft nonsense, and it seems that Myles Garrett is only the consensus #2 overall because everyone is stupid. If he wants to go 1st overall it looks like Garrett will be forced to literally destroy all other college football players this year. Could be a problem with our current schedule.

I LOVE GOOOOOOOOLD Gwyneth Paltrow's blog has a decidedly NSFW side catering to only the most discerning vaginas.