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"Dancing, dancing, dancing
She's a dancing machine
Ah babe
Move it baby"
- Jackson 5

Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN IRISH WEDDING AND AN IRISH WAKE?

A: ONE LESS DRUNK

It's a good day, you filthy scamps. It's St. Patrick's Day. It's the real first day of the tourney. Spring is muthafuckin sprangin.

We got hoops on the brain as the Ags gear up for tomorrow night's tilt against the Green Bay Packers.

THERE'S A LOT OF BADNESS IN THE WORLD, DANNY. My amigo Shooter took a look at all the potential upsets to look forward to today and tomorrow. Come for the analysis, stick around for the absurd, insensitive stereotyping.

AGGIE HOOPS WHATCHU KNOW. The fellas are hitting the road. Time to own OKC. Here's a video on travel. Lucky punks don't have to deal with Southwest, TSA, or slovenly oafs with their service dogs.

SCHEDCSH:

Time Favorite Spread Dog
11:15 Duke 10.5 UNC-Wilmington
11:40 Butler 4.0 Texas Tech
12:30 Connecticut 3.0 Colorado
1:00 Iowa State 7.5 Iona
1:45 Baylor 5.0 Yale
2:10 Virginia 23.5 Hampton
3:00 Kansas 26.0 Austin Peay
3:30 Purdue 9.0 Little Rock
5:50 Miami (FL) 13.5 Buffalo
6:10 Indiana 12.0 Chattanooga
6:20 North Carolina 22.0 Florida Gulf Coast
6:27 Utah 8.5 Fresno State
8:20 Arizona 2.0 Wichita State
8:40 Kentucky 14.0 Stony Brook
8:50 Providence 1.5 USC
8:57 Seton Hall 0.0 Gonzaga

PSA: HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS? If so, be sure to talk about these topics and you'll surely cull the herd:

  • Your fantasy football team
  • Your round of golf hole-by-hole
  • How much money you make
  • How little you care about playing Texas in football
  • Your bracket being busted

Happy St. Patrick's Day, you guys.
xoxo,
Your favorite Mick