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HEAR ME NOW...BELIEVE ME LATER

NCAA Football: Texas-San Antonio at Texas A&M Erich Schlegel-USA TODAY Sports

WE ARE GOING TO WIN.

NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS GAME. IT’S A NIGHT GAME AT KYLE FIELD AGAINST THE TIGERS...A TEAM WE’VE NEVER BEATEN.

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON TO HAVE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON THE POSSIBILITY OF A WIN THEN SHUT YOUR COMPUTER DOWN. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE. DONT WATCH THE GAME BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE THE AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE WE ARE GOING TO UNLEASH ON THE TIGERS THIS WEEK.

THIS IS SENIOR NIGHT. LET’S LOOK AT THE LIST OF SENIORS WHO ARE PLAYING THEIR LAST GAME AT FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE KYLE FIELD

TRILLVOR KNIGHTBALL
DAESHON HALL
JOSH REYNOLDS
OH HEAVANS JUSTIN EVANS
CONNER FOOTBALL
ALEX SEZER
ED FREAKING POPE
JEREMY TABOOYAH
CLAUDE SLEDGEHAMMER GEORGE
WILL PAULHILL
SHAAN HERE COMES THE PRESIDENT WASHINGTON
AVERY GENNESY
LONDON ELUEMUNOR
BOONE DANCING MACHINE NIEDERHOFFER
HARDRECK WALKER
AND PROBABLY SWEET DINO GARRETT

THESE GUYS ARE BANGED UP AND HURTING. THEY’RE GONNA GO TAPE UP BAD ANKLES AND BAD KNEES, POP A COUPLE OF TYLENOL AND THEN GET OUT ON THE DAMN FIELD AND LOOK TO HIT SOMEONE IN THE GD MFING MOUTH. THEY WANT THIS WIN. THEY’RE GOING TO GET THIS WIN.

AND YOU’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT HAVING TO WATCH IT FROM YOUR COUCH? HAVE SOME GD PRIDE IN YOUR ALMA MATER.

WE’RE GOING TO WIN THIS MFING GAME. WE’RE GOING TO GET THE DAMN JOB DONE. THIS TEAM IS READY FOR BATTLE. AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO.

SO FROM HERE ON OUT IT’S INSANE OPTIMISM TIME. GET BEHIND THIS TEAM. GET TO KYLE FIELD AND MAKE IT THE LOUDEST MOST ANNOYINGLY TERRIFYING STADIUM ON THE PLANET. THE PLAYERS WILL PROTECT THE TURF. YOU PROTECT THE STANDS. IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER WE WILL GET THIS DAMN THING DONE.

WE ARE GOING TO BURN KYLE FIELD TO THE MFING GROUND. WE’RE GOING TO BEAT THE TAR OUT OF THE PERSON ACROSS FROM US AND AFTER IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE WE ARE GOING TO SIT BACK AND MARVEL IN THE VIOLENCE WE HATH WROUGHT ON THAT FOOTBALL FIELD.

BE READY

GET READY.

GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THAT GOODNESS.

INSANE OPTIMISM YALL.

THIS TEAM IS GOING TO GET THE JOB DONE.

BELIEVE IN THEM

BELIEVE IN THEM

BELIEVE IN THOSE YOUNG MEN.

LET’S DO THIS.

BTHOlsu