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WHATEVER MAN. IT’S STILL FOOTBALL SEASON.

NCAA Football: Tennessee at Texas A&M Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

LEGGO

THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER HASN’T BEEN KIND TO US AT ALL THUS FAR, BUT ALL THAT STOPS THIS WEEKEND. WE GET ANOTHER GAME AT KYLE FIELD IN COLD WEATHER WHERE YOU GET TO BUST OUT YOUR FAVORITE CLIMAWARM DRIFIT WICKING SWEATSHIRT AND WATCH US WHIP ON ON A TEAM WITH UT IN THEIR NAME. WHAT BETTER WAY TO START YOUR DAY ON SATURDAY THAN TO BE THERE AT KYLE FIELD OR WATCHING FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOUSE AND YELLING YOUR TEAM TO VICTORY.

NO ONE SAID BEING A FAN WAS EASY. NO ONE SAID BEING A FAN WAS FUN. NO ONE SAID BEING A FAN WASN’T ANYTHING MORE THAN A DEEP SENSE OF PAIN THAT MAKES YOU QUESTION EVERY SINGLE LONG HELD BELIEF YOU’VE EVER HAD. BUT THIS IS WHAT WE DO. IF YOU CUT US, WE BLEED MAROON. AND THAT BLOOD POOLS SOMEWHERE AND FORTUNATELY YOU’RE WEARING MAROON SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOU BLEED AT ALL DESPITE THERE BEING SO MUCH BLOOD. I KNOW WE’RE BLEEDING RIGHT NOW AND THERE’S NO BETTER TOURNIQUET THAN THE GAME THIS WEEKEND.

WE’RE STILL RANKED. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FEELING THAT YOU HAD WHEN ARMANI PICKED THE BALL OFF TO END THE TENNESSEE GAME? LET ME REMIND YOU

THAT WAS NOT TO BREAK YOUR HEART BUT RATHER TO REMIND YOU THAT FOOTBALL IS EXHILARATING. EVEN WHEN IT HURTS. HURTING FOOTBALL IS WAY BETTER THAN NO FOOTBALL AT ALL. AND WE ARE REALLY CLOSE TO THE LONG LONELY OFFSEASON WHERE ALL WE HAVE TO PANIC ABOUT ARE RECRUITS TOP 12 LISTS.

SO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS. TWO GAMES LEFT AT FIGHTIN’ TEXAS AGGIE KYLE FIELD. TWO GAMES LEFT TO CHEER ON SENIORS LIKE JERMAINE, TREVOR, SWEET CONNER, BOONE, SHAAN, AND JOSH. TWO GAMES LEFT TO SEE OUR SWEET LOVING DINO EITHER ON THE SIDELINES OR LINED UP READY TO GNAW ON A QB.

I DEMAND UNINFORMED OPTIMISM. I DEMAND A POLLYANNA ATTITUDE IN WHICH YOU ARE CONFIDENT THAT NO ONLY DO WE WIN EVERY GAME FROM HERE ON OUT BUT WE DO SO BY 50 POINTS REGARDLESS OF THE OPPONENT. YOU KNOW WHY I DEMAND THAT? BECAUSE WHAT THE F DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE. WE’VE SEEN THE LOWS LET’S GET HIGH ON THE HIGHS.

GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. GET YOUR MIND HAPPY. GET YOUR MIND OPTIMISTIC AND GET YOUR MIND READY TO FINISH THIS SEASON OUT LIKE A GD MFING CHAMPION.

BEAT

THE

HELL

OUTTA

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