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BIGGEST DAMN GAME AT KYLE FIELD EVARRRRR

NCAA Football: Texas A&M at South Carolina Jeff Blake-USA TODAY Sports

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WEEK 6 AND WE’RE 5-0. WE’RE ON THE CLIFF. WE’RE ABOUT TO JUMP OFF. WE’RE AT THAT POINT. IT’S LIKE THAT MOVIE THELMA AND LOUISE WHERE THEY JUMP OFF THE CLIFF. I NEVER SAW IT. MY DAD DID AND I THINK HE WAS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY THE FEMINIST THEMES BUT THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT.

UNDEFEATED TEXAS A&M VS UNDEFEATED TENNESSEENSNENSESEEE. MYLES GARRETT VS THAT GUY WHO’S REALLY GOOD ON THEIR DEFENSE. TREVOR KNIGHT VS JOSH DOBBS. THIS GAME SETS THE TONE FOR THE REST OF THE DADGUM OL YEAR. IS THIS YEAR DIFFERENT. I THINK THAT’S A RESOUNDING YES. CAN WE PROVE IT. WILL WE PROVE IT.

THE GD ANSWER TO THAT MF QUESTION IS A RESOUNDING HELL YES.

YOUR MIND NEEDS TO BE RIGHT RIGHT NOW. NO MATTER WHAT TIME YOU READ THIS ARTICLE YOUR MENTAL PREPARATION FOR THIS GAME STARTS NOW. YOU AND 102000 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE CHARGED WITH MAKING KYLE FIELD AS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR OUR GUESTS FROM THE EAST AS WE POSSIBLY CAN. THE DEFENSIVE LINE NEEDS YOU. MYLES AND ZAYCOVEN CAN’T INGEST THE VOLUNTEER RUNNINGBACKS WITHOUT YOUR YELLING AS SOME DINNER MUSIC. TRILLVEON TRILLIAMS CANT PUT PEOPLE ON SKATES (LITERALLY STRAPPING SKATES ON TO THEIR FEET) UNLESS YOU ARE YELLING. TREVOR KNIGHT CANT BE INCREDIBLY HANDSOME WITHOUT YOU YELLING. OK THAT’S A LIE HE’S HANDSOME REGARDLESS, BUT YOU YELLING HELPS.

WE HAVE BEEN SETTING OURSELVES UP FOR THIS GAME ALL YEAR LONG. WE’VE BEEN SETTING OURSELVES UP FOR THIS GAME FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU’VE EVER FELT ABOUT AGGIE FOOTBALL BOTH GOOD AND BAD.

YELL YOUR ASS OFF. HYDRATE NOW. REST YOUR VOICE NOW.

EVEN IF YOU’RE WATCHING THE GAME FROM YOUR COUCH LIKE I AM YOU ARE GOING TO YELL. YOU ARE GOING TO EXERT EVERY LITTLE BIT OF MENTAL ENERGY ON MAKING THIS GAME AS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR THE VOLUNTEERS AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN EVEN IF THAT MEANS ALIENATING FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

DO YOUR JOB.

DO

YOUR

JOB

LET’S NOW ENJOY SOME HYPE VIDEOS

WE ARE A WOLFPACK OF FANS.

WE DON’T EAT UNTIL THE PREY IS DEAD.

AND I’M READY TO EAT.

SO LET’S KILL THEM. NOT LITERALLY BUT MAYBE LITERALLY.

LET’S GO.

BTHO tennessee