GAMETHREAD: Arizona State vs. Texas A&M

THANKS FOR COMING GLAD YOU CAME.

Gang. It's here. It's really here. If you ignore the thermometer, we are now DONE with summer. Summer can kiss my ass. I felt my eyelids sweating more than once. Mixed with my tears. Unpleasant. My net worth now belongs to Gold Bond.

No matter. We can rejoice - for it is football time and do we have a beaut right out of the gate. Your Fightin' Texas Aggies are throwing bows with the Sun Devils from Arizona.

If you're a Hunter that reads Good Bull, then you know the story lines:

• Chief Chavis brings aggression to a (potentially) talented, super timid, and oft-beleagured defense
• Kyle Allen takes on his hometown #bros that he shunned for the bright lights of College Station
• High-flying offenses trading hay-makers
• Two dark-horse playoff teams get to set the tone tonight for their upcoming seasons... Finally.

Gang, so happy we're all here for this. You know the drill with GAMETHREADS. We celebrate. We commiserate. We share our life journeys through GIFs and jokes. Let's get weird.

Gig 'em, Ags. Beat the ever living hell out of Arizona State.