Select chosen members of the media got a special tour of the pristine new Kyle Field facilities today, so we got to read about it on Twitter. There are many dazzling displays and state-of-the-art amenities, but the most important thing we learned is that there's a brand-new concessions sheriff in town.
Kyle Field: home of the 12 pound Slovacek Aggie Dog. pic.twitter.com/D70PYDGrs7— Battalion Sports (@battsports) September 10, 2015
Behold the beauty.
"Aggie Dog" is so bland and #branded. We decided that there were far better names for this gargantuan pièce de ré·sis·tance.
- The Hump It
- Brat Win
- Sully's Twelve-Pounder
- Czech-ing Crew
- YO DAWG WE HERD U LIKE HOT DOGS SO WE PUT 12 POUNDS IN HERE
- Lord Have Mercy It's A 12-Pound Dog
- 12th and Long
- 12 Pounds and a Cloud of Dust
- 12th "Man, Are We Fat"
- CardiAg Dog
- The Big Event
- The Johnny Hamziel
- Johnny Footlong
- Let's Kick This Pig In The Dick
- Softly Add the Mustard
- Let Comrade Answer "Beer"
What would you named this delectable monstrosity?