Introducing the 12-Pound Aggie Hot Dog

Select chosen members of the media got a special tour of the pristine new Kyle Field facilities today, so we got to read about it on Twitter. There are many dazzling displays and state-of-the-art amenities, but the most important thing we learned is that there's a brand-new concessions sheriff in town.

Kyle Field: home of the 12 pound Slovacek Aggie Dog. pic.twitter.com/D70PYDGrs7

— Battalion Sports (@battsports) September 10, 2015

Here's a better shot of @AggieChefDavid's 4-foot, 12-pound Aggie dog. #KyleField pic.twitter.com/tC6MwWAlz9

— 12th Man Foundation (@12thManFndtn) September 10, 2015

Behold the beauty.

"Aggie Dog" is so bland and #branded. We decided that there were far better names for this gargantuan pièce de ré·sis·tance.

• The Hump It
• Brat Win
• Sully's Twelve-Pounder
• Czech-ing Crew
• YO DAWG WE HERD U LIKE HOT DOGS SO WE PUT 12 POUNDS IN HERE
• Lord Have Mercy It's A 12-Pound Dog
• 12th and Long
• 12 Pounds and a Cloud of Dust
• 12th "Man, Are We Fat"
• CardiAg Dog
• The Big Event
• The Johnny Hamziel
• Johnny Footlong
• Let's Kick This Pig In The Dick
• Softly Add the Mustard
• Let Comrade Answer "Beer"

What would you named this delectable monstrosity?