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Introducing the 12-Pound Aggie Hot Dog

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IT HAS ONE TRUE NAME: DELICIOUS

YO DAWG
YO DAWG
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Select chosen members of the media got a special tour of the pristine new Kyle Field facilities today, so we got to read about it on Twitter. There are many dazzling displays and state-of-the-art amenities, but the most important thing we learned is that there's a brand-new concessions sheriff in town.

Behold the beauty.

"Aggie Dog" is so bland and #branded. We decided that there were far better names for this gargantuan pièce de ré·sis·tance.

  • The Hump It
  • Brat Win
  • Sully's Twelve-Pounder
  • Czech-ing Crew
  • YO DAWG WE HERD U LIKE HOT DOGS SO WE PUT 12 POUNDS IN HERE
  • Lord Have Mercy It's A 12-Pound Dog
  • 12th and Long
  • 12 Pounds and a Cloud of Dust
  • 12th "Man, Are We Fat"
  • CardiAg Dog
  • The Big Event
  • The Johnny Hamziel
  • Johnny Footlong
  • Let's Kick This Pig In The Dick
  • Softly Add the Mustard
  • Let Comrade Answer "Beer"

What would you named this delectable monstrosity?