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DOG DAYS - LET'S RANK THINGS. Our culinary whiz pals over at the LSU blog And the Valley Shook ranked the SEC quarterbacks. A fresh faced true sophomore whippersnapper was ranked second! Good news for our D - there are many mediocre quarterbacks in this year's SEC.
BIG 12: STILL MAKING IT UP AS THEY GO. If it's not waffling on whether or not to have a championship game, it's waffling on whether or not to light another realignment match. OU's president would like to see the league get back to 12 member schools. Reasonable desire. Here's the deal, though - the Big 12 is like that coworker of yours who goes to the Arlington Applebee's every week expecting there to be multiple gorgeous women (lulz) and that they'll just throw themselves at his feet. Reality is that his options are an entitled Mormon and a bucktoothed slackjaw gal from Cincinnati that likes burning things. Here's to Cincinnati joining the league and winning a championship before Texas.
THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON. CLAY TRAVIS IS SETTING SHIT ON FIRE. IT'S BASEBALL SEASON. GAAAAAH IT'S SO HOT.
