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Rest in peace, Mr. Crow.

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Aggieland lost a legend yesterday with the passing of 1957 Heisman winner John David Crow. Crow was a ferocious running back, consummate gentleman, and fantastic representative of Texas A&M. He is beloved by many and will forever be remembered. Gig 'em, JDC.

Aggieland lost an all time great today. JDC – you’ll be missed my friend. #Sqor

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STICK TO BLOATED ACADEMIA.

Ole Chancellor John Sharp can't help himself, can he? What a card! A quipster!

TexAgs Radio (yeah, I know) asked Sharp about selling hooch at athletic events. His response...

AH HAHAHAHAH! We got ourselves a Dane Cook running the show, gang! This humourist might as well lead a TexAgs Tickle Fight.

You see, this is what happens when a tax consultant turned ivory tower suit tries to be funny. F for execution. F for actual comedy. F for context.

WE DIDN'T WIN ONE CONFERENCE GAME AT KYLE FIELD IN 2014. I DEMAND A METHADONE IV PORT AT MY SEAT.

I don't know what the job description of a university chancellor is. I presume it involves smoking pipe tobacco, eating bran, talking curricula vagaries, wearing robes, and receiving adoration (handouts) from rich stooges.

I'm not even miffed by his position on alcohol. As a (former) professional dranker, getting cranked at Kyle is not a problem for the ingenious party animals. Even a fun challenge! My vitals were pickled during the Fran years.

I'm annoyed every time this guy opens his mouth because he takes lame, unfunny jabs at UT while being too proud, stubborn, ego-driven, dickish, and smug to have an actual, productive conversation about playing a football game that college football and the state of Texas deserve.

Kevin Sumlin wants to play the game. The players want to play the game. College football nationally sure as shit wants the game played.

The people who don't want the game played are 1. university blowhard suits with egos the size of Big Bend and 2. fans who trot out the same tired bull shit. What do both have in common? They all tell you they're on to bigger and better despite never shutting up about their rival.

Have a nice weekend. Gig 'em.