In this time of electoral confusion and mistrust, Good Bull Hunting would like to propose an alternative candidate to accept a mandate from the student body. When there are so many issues that need to be blamed on someone, you need a person who can take that blame. A person who is able to bear the burden of the scorn of an entire student body.
He’s the hero A&M deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll elect him, because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero, he’s a weekly newsletter journalist. A counter-subconscious espionage conspirator. A dork knight.