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WE'RE GONNA AUBURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND. THAT WAS A STRETCH FINE.

Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

GOOD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO KEVIN SUMLIN IN EARLY NOVEMBER. THIS YEAR WILL BE NO DIFFERENT AT ALL. FORGET WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR AND REMEMBER THESE TWO SIMPLE WORDS:

HORSE

COLLAR

THAT 2013 LOSS STILL SITS IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH LIKE WEEK OLD CHINESE FOOD THAT SMELLED OK. LAST YEAR WAS NICE. ONE COULD ARGUE THAT WE BROKE GUS MALZAHN. AND IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN LET'S FINISH THE DAMN JOB AND SHATTER HIM INTO A MILLION PIECES TOMORROW AT THE FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HATE BARN.

OH AND WE STILL OWE MUSHCHUMP FOR THAT 2012 FLORIDA GAME. HEY WILL YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW YOU RECRUITED KYLER AS A DB AT HALFTIME THIS YEAR TOO?

BECAUSE WHAT KYLER IS ABOUT TO DO TO YOU WILL NOT BE QUICK (ACTUALLY IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY GO TEMPO NOW) IT WILL NOT BE EASY TO TAKE. IT WILL NOT FEEL GOOD. HE'S ABOUT TO SLICE YOU OPEN LIKE A SURGEON HOPPED UP ON AMPHETAMINES HIRED BY PABLO ESCOBAR (SORRY IVE BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF NARCOS LATELY)

WE GET 12 OF THESE GUARANTEED A YEAR AND WE'RE ALREADY THROUGH 8. WE ARE PRIMED FOR A FURIOUS FINISH BUT ALL OF THAT STARTS THIS WEEKEND. ALL OF THAT STARTS WITH TAKING A DUMP IN THE TANK OF THE GUS BUS.

DO YOUR JOB 12TH MAN. SHOW UP AND LET AUBURN KNOW. LET WILL MUSCHAMP KNOW. LET GUS MALZAHN KNOW THAT THEY DONT TRY NO SH*T IN OUR HOME STATE. DOWN HERE WE TALK ABOUT THAT MANN.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO EM AGGIES. AS ALEX SEZER SAID BEFORE LAST YEAR'S GAME...NO MERCY--LEAVE THAT TO THE LORD.

LET'S GET THIS. LET'S GET THIS DAMN THING DONE. LET'S GO LET'S GO LETS GO

NUMBERS

1-PLAYBOOK IS OPEN. THE WORLD IS YOURS KID

6-HONEY BADGER 2.0

9-I SEE YOU CREEPIN UP TO FINISH OUT THE SEASON STRONG. MFING JONES GONNA GET IT DONE.

14-THE ERASER

15-THEY CANT HOLD YOU BACK. THEY CAN TRY. BUT THEY CANT

65/74-THIS GAME IS YOURS. HOLD UP YOUR END AND LET THE OFFENSE TAKE CARE OF THEIRS

12 OF THESE A YEAR. ONLY 12. SHOW UP. SHOW OUT. YELL YOUR ASS OFF AND DO YOUR DAMN JOB TO HELP YOUR FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIES GET THIS DUB. LET'S GET THIS DAMN THING DONE.

BEAT

THE

HELL

OUTTA

auburn.