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Brendan Maloney-USA TODAY Sports

WHERE THE HELL DID THE SEASON GO. TWO MORE GAMES LEFT. TWO MORE GAMES TO DEFINE WHETHER THIS OFFSEASON IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH GNASHING OF TEETH OR SOME HOPEFUL OPTIMISM ABOUT THE FUTURE.

BUT REGARDLESS OF HOW YOU FELT ABOUT THIS GAME A MONTH AGO, IT'S TIME TO READY YOURSELF FOR A DAMN FIGHT. VANDY AND GLENN DEREK MASON ARE GOING TO HIT US IN THE FACE AND WE NEED TO BE READY TO RETALIATE BY KICKING THEM SQUARE IN THE CROTCH. SIDE NOTE, IF I EVER GET INTO A FIGHT AS AN ADULT I'M GOING TO FIGHT DIRTY. CROTCH KICKING AND BITING ARE ALL ON THE TABLE. WHATEVER IT TAKES.

BACK TO THE POINT. ENJOY YOURSELF IN NASHVEGAS. EAT LOTS OF FOOD. DRINK LOTS OF DRINKS. BUT TOMORROW NIGHT PUT ON SEVERAL LAYERS OF WARM CLOTHING AND GET READY TO FIGHT AND YELL YOUR ASS OFF. IT'S GOING TO BE SNOWY BUT WE'RE GOING TO BRING THE HEAT OF HELL TO THAT STADIUM AND BURN THE MFER TO THE GROUND.

THIS IS THE GAME YALL. THIS IS THE GAME THAT WE FINALLY PUT EVERYTHING TOGETHER. WE'VE BEEN DANCING AROUND IT--FLIRTING WITH A COMPLETE GAME FOR WEEKS ON END BUT THIS IS WHERE WE GET THE TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACKS. THIS IS WHERE WE GET THE CART BACK ON THE HORSE. THIS IS WHERE THE RUBBER HITS THE ROAD AND WE FINALLY RUN OUT OF METAPHORS BUT WE GO OUT THERE AND PLAY A PERFECT GAME ON BOTH DEFENSE AND OFFENSE.

AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ALL LIKE "BUT OH OUR OFFENSE HAS STRUGGLED AND OUR DEFENSE HAS BEEN BAD AGAINST THE PERIMETER RUN GAME" AND TO THAT I SAY SHUT THE F UP AND GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. WE WILL BE PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE WAY AND WE WILL COME OUT OF THAT STADIUM WITH A GD MFING WIN. AND AFTERWARDS YOU ALL WILL GO TO ALL THE BARS IN NASHVILLE AND DRINK ALL THE DRINKS AND I WILL GO TO SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS UNTIL MY KIDS WAKE ME UP.

I'M TIRED OF BEING DOWN. I'M TIRED OF BEING FRUSTRATED IT'S GO TIME. SONG OF THE DAY IS WHERE THEY FROM BY MISSY ELLIOT. DOESNT HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THE GAME, BUT IT'S A NEW MISSY JOINT AND MISSY IS [FIRE EMOJI FIRE EMOJI 100 100] AND IT'S A DAMN GOOD SONG THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SHAKE MY ASS.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO EM AGS. THAT'S MFING EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TO EM AGS.

PERFECTION. ON OFFENSE AND DEFENSE. SPAV IS GOING TO CALL THE GAME OF HIS LIFE AND BE UNPREDICTABLE IN EVERY SINGLE (STOP LAUGHING) WAY. CHAVIS' MUSTACHE IS GOING TO BECOME SELF AWARE AND START AT MIDDLE LINEBACKER FOR US. CADEN MFING SMITH IS GOING TO PANCAKE EVERYONE IN HIS PATHWAY. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO COME UP MAROON THIS WEEKEND. BELIEVE IT. SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE.

GET ON THE DAMN TRAIN BEFORE IT RUNS YOU THE F OVER

NUMBERS

1-IF YOU START THEN DAMMIT DO THE DAMN THING.

2-THIS IS THE GAME WHERE YOU SHOW UP SHOW OUT AND MAKE THINGS HAPPEN

3-WE ON THE COMEBACK NOW. WE'VE ROLLED THROUGH THAT FRESHMAN WALL AND NOW WE'RE GONNA ROLL THROUGH VANDY.

5-1000 YARDS. F THAT. I WANT 100000 YARDS THIS WEEKEND. EYLAU TEXAS BITCHES.

10-IF YOU START SAME THING. DONT CARE. YALL ARE BOTH REDASS MFING AGGIES. TEAR THEM THE HELL APART

11-BACK FROM SUSPENSION. NOW TIME TO GET TWO GAMES WORTH OF STATS AGAINST VANDY.

NO DOUBTS. NO FEAR. NO TREPIDITATION. NO CONCERN FOR HUMAN LIFE. WE'RE GOING TO PUT IT ALL TOGETHER ON THE FIELD THIS SATURDAY. THIS IS OUR TIME. OUR GAME.

DO YOUR JOB 12TH MAN. THIS IS A GD BUSINESS TRIP AND THINK OF IT ACCORDINGLY

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FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE STILL HAVE SOME EMOTIONAL FIRE LEFT IN THE TANK AFTER A LONG SEASON

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE WEAR LOTS OF LAYERS

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA

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