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ALL CAPS PREVIEW: TEXAS A&M VS. SOUTH CAROLINA & KYLER MURRAY TIME

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THREE YEARS AGO MY SECOND SON WAS BORN THE TUESDAY BEFORE A PLUCKY FRESHMAN DUAL THREAT QB TOOK OVER AS STARTER AGAINST FLORIDA. THAT FRESHMAN FINISHED THE SEASON 11-2.


THIS PAST TUESDAY MY DAUGHTER WAS BORN AND THIS SATURDAY A HIGHLY TOUTED DUAL THREAT QB WILL TAKE THE FIELD AS THE STARTER FOR YOUR FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIES WITH THE GOAL OF FINISHING OUT THE SEASON 11-2.

I AM EQUAL PARTS TERRIFIED AND EXHILARATED RIGHT NOW. LIKE MY FIRST TASTE OF COCAINE EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE. THE KYLER MURRAY ERA BEGINS AT KYLE FIELD AGAINST A SOUTH CAROLINA TEAM THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT OR WHAT'S ABOUT TO HIT THEM.

THE PAST TWO WEEKS HAVE BEEN BAD AGS, BUT AGAIN, WE ONLY GET 12 OF THESE THINGS A YEAR AND EVEN THE BAD ONES ARE BETTER THAN THE LONG LONELY OFFSEASON. IT'S TIME FOR US TO RALLY BEHIND YOUNG KYLER AND GET THIS WIN. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS IS GETTING THIS WIN RIGHT HERE.

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW. ONLY SONG THAT COMES TO MY MIND IS THUNDERSTRUCK. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN BIT OF ELECTRICITY WE'VE NOW GOT IN OUR PROGRAM. BUT MAN, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED TO SEE WHAT THIS TEAM CAN DO.

LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO

BUT THEN AGAIN THERE'S ANOTHER SONG TOO THAT DESCRIBES THIS MOMENT. KYLER'S BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR HIS TRACK TO EXPLODE ON. YOU CAN STUN IF YOU WANT AND YOU'RE ASS WILL GET ROLLED ON.

IT'S MFIN' KYLER MURRAY TIME. LET'S DO THE DAMN THING AND STEAM ROLL EVERY DAMN THING IN OUR PATH

NUMBERS

NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION YUNG KYLER IN THIS. LET'S FOCUS ON THE GUYS WHO ARE GOING TO LET HIM DO HIS DAMN THING

56-MATTHEWS CLAN REPRESENT.

65-LEFT SIDEEEE

73-GET IT DONE STUCK

74-STRONGG SIDDEEEE

78-TWEETIN KEATON

79-JOE STRIKES ME AS AN INCREDIBLY NICE GUY IN GENERAL BUT ALSO THE KIND OF GUY WHO CARRIES A KNIFE IN HIS BOOT JUST IN CASE SHIT POPS OFF.

IF YOU WERENT EXCITED GET THERE. IF YOU WERENT GOING TO THE GAME GET TO THE DAMN GAME NOW.

LET'S DO THIS DAMN THING. IT'S #KMT AT KYLE FIELD.

BEAT
THE
HELL
OUTTA
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