HEY, SON. QUIT PLAYING WITH YER TUSK. Wanna go beat up on a big, metal elephant? Sure you do. An enterprising fella built an Alabama elephant out of corrugated steal and grit. Ags who are pissed off for greatness are welcome to take their swings at this endangered species. PETA may or may not be on the scene. Hand 'em a beer and tell 'em to chill.
PODCASTING WITH THE ENEMY. Cool Hand Lucas sat down with the Roll Bama Roll guys to dish taeks and crack wise. Listen, won't you?
VIDEO: RAGEEEE. Oh, gang. I'm starting to peak. I'm climbing in that roller coaster. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK. We're almost there. Less than 30 hours. I'm ready to sprint through a brick wall. A video, to get you amped:
2014. TEXAS A&M AT ALABAMA. THE DAY IT ALL STARTED TO CHANGE. I find that it's important to move on from TRAGEDY, but to #neverforget. Couple reasons why - 1. You don't want that shit repeating itself. 2. It will make future joy all that much sweeter in comparison. Our friend Sam Khan at ESPN explore what has changed since 59-0.
GRAB A KNEE, GANG.
Great moments... are born from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here, tomorrow, gang. That's what you've earned here tomorrow.
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tomorrow.
Tomorrow, we run with them. Tomorrow, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can!
Tomorrow, WE are the greatest college football team in the world.
You were born to be Aggies. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great football program Alabama has.
Screw 'em. This is your time.
Now go out there and take it.
GIG 'EM. BEAT THE EVER LIVING HELL OUTTA ALABAMA.