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WE DONT LOSE TO FOOD.

Bob Levey

Do you remember this?

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Rice talked a lot of shit last year. Granted so did we. But Rice talked A LOOOOOOOOOTTTT of shit last year.

And truthfully, perhaps they earned it. They were up 14-7 after the first quarter. We were tied at the half. They outgained us in total yardage...THEY RUSHED FOR 306 M'FING YARDS LAST YEAR. ON KYLE FIELD. THEY RUSHED FOR 300 PLUS.

Sure, we won by 3 TDs. But they came in our house and pushed us around.

No one does that. ESPECIALLY NOT FOOD. NO ONE PUSHES US THE F*CK AROUND. NO ONE COMES IN AND TALKS SHIT TO US.

Last week the column was all about how we are the only ones who matter. Doesn't make a shit who we play because we control our results. Well this week it's a combo. It's about us. AND IT'S ABOUT BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF RICE BECAUSE FUCK RICE. 300+ YARDS RUSHING? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?

It's a GD new day yall. It's a new mfing day.

I have two songs for us today. Both are dedicated to our defense. The first is an old school Metallica track, "Seek and Destroy". BECAUSE THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE WHAT OUR AGGIE DEFENSE IS GOING TO DO TO EM.

The second song of the day is an oldie but a goodie. It's probably my favorite Tupac track of all time. It's a revenge/dis track called "Hit Em Up". I mean I just hit play and I'm sittin here fuming. Ready for vengeance. I linked the clean version, but if you're so inclined go get the uncensored version for the full experience.

WE DONT LOSE TO FOOD. WE DONT LET FOOD RUSH FOR YARDS. WE DONT LET FOOD LIVE ON OUR FIELD. F*CK FOOD. I WONT EVEN EAT FOOD UNTIL AFTER THE GAME. PROBABLY NOT A SMART MOVE BUT WHO CARES.

Our offense will be fine. This game is about pride for our defense. THIS GAME IS ABOUT OUR EFFORT AND BEING THE DEFENSE WE WANT TO BE. We were not that defense last year against Rice. BUT WE CERTAINLY ARE THIS YEAR. TWO GAMES IN AND WE'RE ON OUR DAMN WAY. RICE IS SIMPLY THE NEXT OBSTACLE IN OUR PATHWAY, BUT THIS OBSTACLE IS A PERSONAL ONE. VERY PERSONAL.

OUR DEFENSE IS PISSED OFF FOR GREATNESS. AND RICE IS ABOUT TO FEEL PAIN.

NUMBERS. IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR DEFENSE THIS GAME. ALL ABOUT THEM.

83-MY DUDE ALONZO WILLIAMS QUIETLY PUTTING TOGETHER A SOLID SEASON.

31-HOWARD MATTHEWS IS GONNA GET WORK THIS WEEKEND. THEY'RE GONNA TEST HIM. HE'S GONNA PASS.

23-TURN DOWN FOR WATTS. EVERY DAMN GAME. KID'S ALREADY A STAR

10 ON ONE END 15 ON THE OTHER. RACE TO THE DAMN QB. FIRST ONE THERE GETS THE FIRST TASTE OF BLOOD.

7-THE MAESTRO. LINE US UP AND LET US GO. LIKE RABID DOGS MAN. WE'RE GONNA FEAST

3-TOMMY SANDERS CLOSING WITH THE SPEED OF A LION HOPPED UP ON ADDERALL.

PRIDE IS ON THE LINE PEOPLE. WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME. THE MANNER IN WHICH WE DO SO IS UP TO US. AND THIS GAME NEEDS TO BE A STATEMENT. OUR STANDARD IS TO PUNISH ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO MOVE THE BALL AGAINST US. PUNISH. SEEK. DESTROY.

#POFG

BTHO rice.