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FIRST THING I WAS TAUGHT IN BUSINESS SCHOOL. If your brand needs eyeballs and publicity, take your brand baseball bat to a hornet's nest of Aggies and start a scrape. We're in the dog damn days of offseason, you see, so we're talking trademarks. Smarmy agitator and general dickweed Keith Olbermann put A&M on his "Worst" listwhich I can only imagine is double secret probation in the eyes of the narcissist cable personality clinging to relevancy. Ags are a calm, measured bunch, so I'm sure Olbermann's house hasn't been burned down just yet. Our pal spadilly goes law/business on your ass here.
MACK TRUCK BE CROOTIN. Daylon Mack's verbal to the Ags has been proclaimed as "shaky" by recruitniks at different junctures of the process. Mack Truck just keeps rollin' and trying to bring in more blue chips to Aggieland. He's a great follow on the Twitter, too. Gig 'em, Day Mack.
S/O to a big time 5Star talent my boy @DTRAIN__ he another big time Aggie target!! Y'all help these 2016 ballers out with a follow #GigEm
— THEE MACK TRUCK (@DaylonMack) July 2, 2014
REST IN PEACE, LOUIS. You should go read Unbroken if you have not done so. The mortal world lost one hell of a bad ass.
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