BALLSY. The 2015 non-conference football schedule has been released and features a few things:
- The opportunity to open the new Hate Barn with Beat The Hell Outta Balls and a win (good).
- A game against a Power 5 conference with hot chicks (good) in an NFL stadium (bad).
- A contest against some grifters from Reno (dunno).
- A November home game against a bag of walnuts for no real rhyme or reason (bowl eligibility safety word).