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SPEAKING OF COLUMBIA. No, not Colombia, although they are a goddamn delight. Sam Khan Junior delivers a piping hot take on why our first game of the year is also our most important. Lamar still carries more weight, IMO.
FIRST YELL WILL NOT HAVE DRAKE. The theme and lineup were announced for First Yell on September 5th. Ags are going to have to really get out of their comfort zone (something they cherish like a root canal) to get into a "Texas Dancehall Legends" theme featuring Max Stalling, Roger Creager, Joe Ely, and Gary P. Nunn. BTHO Lamar.
HA HA A REALLY GOOD ROOKIE DB THINKS HIGHLY OF JOHNNY. Green Bay Packers rookie and Crimson Tide All-American Ha Ha Clinton-Dix had some nice praise for one John Manziel. The NFL Rookie Symposiums are this week. Agenda items:
- Bro-hugging a man you'll grow to loathe: a 45 minute breakout session on how to embrace Roger Goodell (in public).
- Cocaine: only the good shit and only in the off season. Presented by: Michael Irvin.
- No New Friends. (A tattoo artist will be on hand to ink this into your forehead).
- Concussions: more like Narnia and unicorns than anything to fret over.
@gkketch Keep my name out of your tweets.
— Kyler Murray (@TheKylerMurray) June 26, 2014
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— AggieFBLife (@aggiefblife) June 26, 2014

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