When Jeff Gordon decided to race in the Duck Commander 500 in a Texas A&M-themed stock car, he had no idea that he was putting a target on his back for a certain local law enforcement agency. But he quickly found out, as the College Station Police Department pulled him over on lap 69 of today's race. This is one of a string of recent A&M-related incidents with the College Station Police. See this thread on TexAgs.com for more CSPD inspired Photoshop work.
According to sources, he was charged with the following:
- Invalid registration
- Failure to show proof of insurance
- Speeding
- Reckless driving
- Lewd lap number
- Failure to signal
- Fake taillights
- Excessive handsomeness
- Beveling without a permit
- Targeting
