Jeff Gordon pulled over by CSPD


When Jeff Gordon decided to race in the Duck Commander 500 in a Texas A&M-themed stock car, he had no idea that he was putting a target on his back for a certain local law enforcement agency. But he quickly found out, as the College Station Police Department pulled him over on lap 69 of today's race. This is one of a string of recent A&M-related incidents with the College Station Police. See this thread on for more CSPD inspired Photoshop work.

According to sources, he was charged with the following:

  • Invalid registration
  • Failure to show proof of insurance
  • Speeding
  • Reckless driving
  • Lewd lap number
  • Failure to signal
  • Fake taillights
  • Excessive handsomeness
  • Beveling without a permit
  • Targeting

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