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The SEC Network's Dream Team: Jesse & Brent

You wanted the best? You got the best.


"Brent, this is what I call a target-rich environment"

"You live your life between your legs, Jesse."

"Even you could get laid in a place like this."

"I'd just be happy to find a girl to talk dirty to me"



Brent: Ascendant meat, however illusory our identities are, we craft those identities by making value judgements. Everybody judges all the time. Now, you got a problem with that, you're living wrong.

Jesse: What's scented meat?



All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.

No problem, Jesse. We can be classy and sophistic... Oh, check out the funbags on that hosehound.



Jesse: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a football announcer.

Jesse: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.


Are you aware of your drooling problem?


Are you sure you wanna do this SEC Network thing?



Sub-par Photoshops perpetrated by @DrNorrisCamacho with movie talk from @thacktor and @CoolHand_Lucas