Barry Switzer breaks down the 2014 QB draft class

We learned recently exactly what Switzer thinks of Johnny Manziel, namely that he's an "arrogant little prick." Here's a list of some other QBs entering the draft with some speculation on what he might think of each player.

• Teddy Bridgewater "noodle-armed broomstick"
• Blake Bortles "unibrowed sperm waffle"
• Derek Carr "JV version of that shitbag who played in Houston"
• Jimmy Garoppolo "I hated her in Dogma."
• A.J. McCarron: "tattooed-ass pansy"
• Zach Mettenberger: "pedo-stache'd dork"
• Aaron Murray "I thought it was spelled E-R-I-N."
• David Fales "yes, he does."
• Brett Smith "everything in Wyoming blows"
• Connor Shaw "bald-headed gimp"
• Tom Savage "was that the dumb brother from Wonder Years?"
• Tajh Boyd "sounds like a goddamn casino; I like it."
• Logan Thomas "time was, you could buy a kid like this and run the 'bone to your heart's content"
• Keith Wenning "the fella who played at Balls Taint?"
• Jeff Mathews "I'm not allowed on Ivy League campuses. Can't say I blame 'em."
• Stephen Morris "I miss the bidding wars with Miami for top talent - quarterbacks and trim."
• Garrett Gilbert [coughing/choking/laughter]
• Dustin Vaughan "a pipeline in West Texas can cover up a lot of life's 'snafus'"
• Chase Rettig "never met a Chase that didn't smell of pussy and pomade."
• Bryn Renner "is that a fucking sorority or something?"
• Casey Pachall "good kid"
• Keith Price "not worth the price of admission in 1980's dollars"
• Brendon Kay "who the fuck is that?"
• Jordan Lynch "always check for the Adam's apple on anyone named Jordan. Don't ask me how I know."