The Winter Olympics rage on, showcasing the best athletes from around the world, bla bla bla whatever. Let's just say what we're all thinking: Johnny, Mike and company could do better. At everything.
'Nuff people say that they know they can't believe, Aggieland we got a bobsled team.
You thought the Yolo flip was cool, wait for the Cashin' Out Corkscrew.
Who needs a glove when you've got this big stick.