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Daily Bull 2.17.14

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ALL THOSE RUNS. The Aggie Baseballers blew it up this weekend, taking out Northeastern 10-2 on Friday, 11-2 on Saturday, and completed the sweep yesterday on a walk-off homer in the ninth for the 1-0 shutout. Plenty more details forthcoming from our baseball guru.

HE'S TERRIBLE DON'T DRAFT HIM. Here's your latest scorching hot NFL draft analysis on #2.

Suspect intangibles -- not a leader by example or known to inspire by his words. Carries a sense of entitlement and prima-donna arrogance seeking out the bright lights of Hollywood. Is known to party too much and is drawn to all the trappings of the game.

Case in point: he's not even throwing at A&M's Pro Day, PAWWWLLL.

WAFFLE HOUSE WIRE. Let's see what kind of stuff went down at our nation's Waffle Houses this week.

  • Hazmat situation. Oh Florida, you are the staple of Waffle House incidents. Not really a crime, per se, but bonus points for requiring hazmat suits at your restaurant, and we're not just talking about cleaning the grease traps. Three quarters of a waffle score here for pure style.
  • Caught on tape. Florida right in the mix again. Let's hope that the "undisclosed amount of cash" is something absurd like $15.00, because I think this one's a write-off. Fort Meyers police are trying to catch these guys based on "mannerisms" or how recognizable their clothing is. One half of a waffle for the clean getaway, gents.
  • Another criminal mastermind behind bars. This 18 year-old man of intrigue has been brought to justice after his two-store Waffle House robbery spree. The best part: he was in jail for shoplifting and robbed his first Waffle House four hours after being released. Top notch police work, Alabama. One quarter of a waffle here. He couldn't even bother with a ski mask like the Fort Meyers guys.
Have a great Monday, folks, and more Waffle House incidents are welcome as always.