Daily Bull 12.26.14

I hope you and your loved ones had a top notch Christmas replete with nog, naps, gifts, arguments, COLLEGE FOOTBALL TAKES, and figgy pudding (WTF is figgy pudding).

Only three more days until LIBERTY in Memphis against West Virginia. Don't get scared now.

ANOTHER COOK IN THE OFFENSIVE KITCHEN. Sumlin added another offensive mastermind to his staff with the hire of Utah OC Dave Christensen. Early returns are pegging this as a good hire. Christensen will be tasked with leading a remarkably underwhelming offensive line and running game. Welcome to Aggieland, Dave-o.

DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR POSITION - still accepting applications!

BOWLS ARE BACK. Watching the NBA yesterday was no bueno, gang. I need my college ball. Such pageantry. Today, the college game is back and we are getting treated to three somethings:

Illinois vs. Louisiana Tech | Zaxby's Heart of Dallas Bowl | Dallas, TX | 12 PM | ESPN | La Tech -6.5

JimmyGards Taek: fitting that the Heart of Dallas is sponsored by a restaurant chain that views trans fats as vegetables.

Rutgers vs. North Carolina | Quick Lane Bowl | Detroit, MI | 3:30 PM | ESPN | UNC -3.5

JimmyGards Taek: "and for you seniors - give the most mediocre effort possible because this is the last time you'll wear football pads and someday you'll have to explain to your grandkids that, no, you did not go to the Orange Bowl, you went to the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit for Christmas." - Coach Gards

NC State vs. UCF | Bitcoin St. Petersburg Bowl | St. Petersburg, FL | 7 PM | ESPN | UCF -2.5

JimmyGards Taek: Bitcoins and Florida. Why the hell not? See your sorry asses on #collegefootballtwitter

Keep enjoying that holiday weekend, gang.