How Sumlin should enter SEC Media Days

Click here for the full-size image. Holly Anderson had a great article on Grantland about Kevin Sumlin taking his revenge at SEC Media Days. Most notably, it included this passage, which inspired the photoshop above: "Kevin Sumlin enters a ballroom riding an actual elephant, wearing a bearskin cape. He hops down, flinging back the cloak and revealing he is entirely nude, save for a vintage houndstooth porkpie hat covering his crotch."