64 to 16 in 4 Days: March Madness Open Thread

Thursday, March 21 (all times Central)

Valparaiso (14) vs. Michigan State (3) | 11:15 AM

Bucknell (11) vs. Butler (6) | 11:40 AM

Wichita State (9) vs. Pittsburgh (8) | 12:40 PM

New Mexico State (13) vs. Saint Louis (4) | 1:10 PM

St. Mary's (11) vs. Memphis (6) | 1:45 PM

Davidson (14) vs. Marquette (3) | 2:10 PM

Southern (16) vs. Gonzaga (1) | 3:10 PM

Oregon (12) vs. Oklahoma State (5) | 3:40 PM

North Carolina A&T (16) vs. Louisville (1) | 5:50 PM

South Dakota State (13) vs. Michigan (4) | 6:15 PM

Belmont (11) vs. Arizona (6) | 6:20 PM

California (12) vs. UNLV (5) | 6:27 PM

Harvard (14) vs. New Mexico (3) | 8:50 PM

Montana (13) vs. Syracuse (4) | 8:57 PM

Some Notes:

• You might get banned if you talk about how well or poorly your bracket is performing. No seriously, we all care SO much - kinda like your fantasy football team.
• Crass, uneducated, offensive stereotypes of schools you've never heard of are encouraged.
• CBS does a great job with this grand event.
• Texas A&M hosts Alabama in the important sport at the Hate Barn on September 14th.
• Enjoy the games, gang. Gig 'em.