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Daily Bull: EZ Needs a Valentine

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Can anyone help out an all-time Aggie great?

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Happy Valentine's day, GBH. While not a huge fan, I usually manage to wing it like most gentlemen out there. However, this year one of our Aggie greats is finding himself down in the dumps and in need of a Valentine. If anyone has any lady friends out there, please direct them to Uzoma Nwachukwu, future NFL wide receiver:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Let's not act like when you don't have a valentine you aren't mad inside haha</p>&mdash; Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/7sbackkkTX/status/301755313986605056">February 13, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Okay. I'm just gunna put myself out there...I need a valentine...</p>&mdash; Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/7sbackkkTX/status/301753684784738304">February 13, 2013</a></blockquote>

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He's pragmatic, yet romantic, while still being fiscally responsible:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23ValentinesDayTips">#ValentinesDayTips</a> Brothas...don't fall for that "You don't have to get me anything babe" trick. You know better than that. Its a trap!</p>&mdash; Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/7sbackkkTX/status/301907644619321345">February 14, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23ValentinesDayTips">#ValentinesDayTips</a> Take your behind to the plant store. Buy those 5 cent flower seeds &amp; some soil. Grow your own flowers. Give um to her.</p>&mdash; Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/7sbackkkTX/status/300454250390110209">February 10, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23ValentinesDayTips">#ValentinesDayTips</a> Buy your gifts around thanksgiving time. Then save them till valentines day like you just bought um. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23Cheap">#Cheap</a></p>&mdash; Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/7sbackkkTX/status/300450520064212992">February 10, 2013</a></blockquote>

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He also had a brief Kim Khardashian sighting on Friday and shared his heartbroken lament that ended with this:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I feel like I just got dumped on valentines day and I need a big bag of gummy bears, a hug, and love to cheer me up haha <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23Soft">#Soft</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23HeartBroken">#HeartBroken</a></p>&mdash; Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/7sbackkkTX/status/300034327130042368">February 9, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Let's see what we can do, GBH. Step to it. Seems like quite a...catch...after all.

God Made a Farmer. Really happy that everyone appreciated this. We felt it was time to dust off our creative hats and jump back into the game. We had no idea that the comments would devolve into testicle speculation, but this is the Internet, where such things have been known to happen.

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