AUBURN GAMETHREAD

Well, we're finally back in the comforting confines of Kyle Field after two away games sandwiched around a bye week. If you're here, you're probably not at the game, so let's talk about what's going on.

PREGAME PREDICTIONS:

• Johnny listens to "Pink" by Aerosmith 20 times on a loop during warmups, dons two pink armsleeves, and throws for 700 yards.
• Deshazor and Raven flip a coin for the safety positions at the beginning of each quarter. They each get a pick and 10 tackles.
• Mike Matthews snaps left-handed for the entire first half just to jack with the Auburn defensive line.
• Dave South loudly devours a large bag of Cheetos during the broadcast, leaving Dave Elmendorf even more befuddled than usual.
• Cam Newton is spotted on the A&M sideline cutting up with Johnny during the 4th quarter. The game is still close.
• Mark Snyder gives this speech during halftime.

Let's enjoy some football and BTHO Auburn, folks!