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Stop by and chat if you're sitting at home watching Gary and Uncle Verne.

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Well, we're finally back in the comforting confines of Kyle Field after two away games sandwiched around a bye week. If you're here, you're probably not at the game, so let's talk about what's going on.

PREGAME PREDICTIONS:

  • Johnny listens to "Pink" by Aerosmith 20 times on a loop during warmups, dons two pink armsleeves, and throws for 700 yards.
  • Deshazor and Raven flip a coin for the safety positions at the beginning of each quarter. They each get a pick and 10 tackles.
  • Mike Matthews snaps left-handed for the entire first half just to jack with the Auburn defensive line.
  • Dave South loudly devours a large bag of Cheetos during the broadcast, leaving Dave Elmendorf even more befuddled than usual.
  • Cam Newton is spotted on the A&M sideline cutting up with Johnny during the 4th quarter. The game is still close.
  • Mark Snyder gives this speech during halftime.

Let's enjoy some football and BTHO Auburn, folks!