The Best of #GovernmentShutdown meets College Football

The best part is going to be when Lane Kiffin tries to get an unemployment check tomorrow.

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) October 1, 2013

Yea, but could the #GovernmentShutDown beat Alabama

— The SEC Logo (@SEC_Logo) October 1, 2013

Oh cool, the government's on a bye week too?

— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) October 1, 2013

No matter which party you side with, Johnny Manziel will probably be there.

— cuppycup (@cuppycup) October 1, 2013

Shouldn't Texans worry about more important things, like firing Mack Brown.

— Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) October 1, 2013

We've got no @AggieFootball game...we've got no government...our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!

— rcb05 (@rcb05) October 1, 2013

This changes nothing, Temple.

— Mike Rutherford (@CardChronicle) October 1, 2013

Odds politicians would get things resolved if government shut down also canceled college football games this weekend? 100%, right?

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) October 1, 2013

In the meantime, the NCAA will serve as our government, so please behave acco- [flips 40 cars over] [lights everything on fire]

— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) October 1, 2013

Government shuts down. Mack Brown tries to clap it back on.

— The SEC Deli (@theSECdeli) October 1, 2013

Next bye week we'll send Nick Saban to Washington to fix this government problem. Can't work as a team? Get off the team. #Makehisassquit

— Coach Saban (@SabanSays) September 30, 2013