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A modern day carpetbagger, cuppycup is a northerner by birth and an Aggie by destiny. Cloaked in maroon and white, he lives in the shadows of Kyle Field. His first Texas A&M football game was the 1986 Cotton Bowl where the Fightin’ Texas Aggies repeatedly stuffed Heisman Trophy winner Bo Jackson at the goal line en route to a 36-16 victory. He thought it was awesome that Aggies said “hell” in unison. Cup has an abundance of literary accomplishments that will serve him well as a member of this staff. It would take too much space to list them all but highlights include writing for a high school newspaper, winning a poetry contest in 6th grade, and inserting “This page is intentionally left blank” notices into technical manuals. cuppycup has been fine-tuning his snark since his mommy opened a Prodigy account for him in 1990. He built his first website in 1994 which featured a prominently beveled logo. cuppycup has been a regular poster on TexAgs since 2006 who started gratuitously posting animated gifs during realignment last year. He attributes his popularity to the rubber stamp tool in Fireworks which is a version of Photoshop for idiots.

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The "hiiiigh, man" trophy

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I believed that the Johnny pic with his Heisman holding a blunt was photoshopped until I saw this.

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Johnny Manziel Elite 11 Interview

From the first 2013 Elite 11 regional camps in Dallas, here's Johnny Manziel talking with Yogi Roth about his memories of attending the prestigious quarterback camp and his meteoric rise to stardom during his Heisman Trophy season at Texas A&M.

Behind-the-scenes at the Johnny Football photoshoot

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A couple of us GBH staffers helped photographer Andrew Hancock on a photoshoot for 12th Man Magazine last week. Here are some pics from my iPhone.

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Happy SEC-ster, everyone!

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Ben Rector Sings a Johnny Football Ditty

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Ben Rector live @ Grand Stafford Theater from Maroon Weekly on Vimeo.

Maroon Weekly posted this video of Ben Rector improvising about Johnny Football at the Grand Stafford Theater in Downtown Bryan, Texas.

Kyle T. Baker Obituary: The Shove Heard Round the World

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A moving obituary for Kyle T. Baker, the graduate assistant shoved by QB Johnny Manziel at Saturday's scrimmage.

Gov. Rick Perry's NCAA Tournament Bracket

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We have exclusive access to Gov. Perry's NCAA Tournament bracket for the men.

Review of 2012: The Season DVD (Blu-Ray)

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Aggieland Outfitters is selling a DVD (Blu-ray) with highlights of the amazing 2012 season for Texas A&M. Here's my review.

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Johnny Manziel Tattoo Pics Faked! (original pic)

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I tracked down the original photo to prove that Johnny's Longhorn tattoo pic was photoshopped.

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Johnny Manziel's Longhorn tattoo

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@SEC_Logo posted this pic on twitter. Salt in the open wound for the Longhorns or rage from t-sip hatin' Aggies? I imagine we'll see evidence of both once this photo makes the rounds. I hope Johnny got this tattoo last week as a master troll. Another hilarious possible outcome: the tattoo is photoshopped (see evidence here).