FIRST RULE ABOUT #WRTS. Don't talk about #WRTS. Coach YESSIR Smooth was asked about the internet thing #WRTS and acknowledged that, yes, it is a thing and yes, if you keep asking him about it, you'll be cruisin' for a bruisin'.
SEC DEFENSE POSITION RANKINGS. Gang, managing expectations in life is a nice little key to happiness. You'll probably never get to drink legally on the back porch of Northgate ever again and we're going to suck on defense this year. I'm talking a 1979 Subaru BRAT hemmed together with twine and duct tape. Many of you are going to want Mark Snyder axed. Just know that this is what he is working with:
Excuse me sir, Where can I park this fine Automobile? pic.twitter.com/kxwhc7lcOY— THEE MACK TRUCK (@DaylonMack) June 18, 2014
YOU'RE VETERANS NOW, MEN. ACT LIKE IT. Friend of GBH Sam Khan (kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn) Jr. examines the second year players on the roster poised for breakouts (Hi, Jay Arnold).
GIVE AND TAKE. If you're bargaining with your wife on the possibility of a gorgeous, tropical vacation to Columbia, South Carolina on August 28th, may I recommend Charleston for the weekend after the game? It's a lovely town that wimin seem to really find fetching. Like managed expectations, trade offs are a part of life. GBH: not just dick jokes but a road map for life. Anyway, a fella from the Charleston newspaper previewed the Ags. According to him, the loss of Matt Joeckel was akin to losing Joe Montana.
Have a bang up Thursday, y'all. Columbia is close. Toast an Ag.