WELCOME BACK, BOYS. THERE'S WORK TO DO. Saturday Down South takes a look at each SEC programs' returning lettermen. The Ags rank 3rd in the league (23rd nationally) with 54 returning lettermen. South Carolina ranks 1st in the SEC and 1st nationally with 58 returning lettermen. I think we play them this season.
POWER POWER POWER CONFERENCES. Say, when was the last time A&M played a team from the B1G? What about the Pac? Not bowl games, mind you. Regular season ball. This nifty chart details who and when each SEC program played a regular season game against a Power 5 conference foe. The Ags' breakdown:
- ACC - Miami 2008
- Big Ten - Michigan 1977
- Big 12 - Texas 2011
- PAC 12 - Stanford 1992
"Ted? Tedddddd in Global Accounts? GREAAAAAT GUY! BIG STICK! Owns a waverunner; his second wife Patti has a tremendous fake rack. Has a place out in Olde Thornewilde Heights. The low 600s. Backyard DOES NOT back to the preserve. He has a stepson from Patti's first marriage, so fuck that. SHARP dresser. Padraig Harrington collection. Played with him at the retreat in Scottsdale - laid up down the back 9 when he got a stroke up on me after a bullshit break on the apron. Questionable downswing. Still, BIG STICK. Buttfucked a lady-boy accidentally in Mexico on a fraternity trip once. But GREAAAAT guy. Looooove Patti. Really like Patti. Stepkid is an arsonist or a Goth or some shit. So, like I said: fuck that. But Patti is a sweet girl and a really class lady. Takes Zoloft. Cries a lot. Would love to suck on those fake tits of hers. Natural blonde. But Ted...like I said - GREAAAAAT guyyyyy."
And finally... a offseason poll.
[gathers the State of Texas internet]
[throws them all in an oil drum]
[drops in stick of live dynamite]
Have a big Thursday, gang. You're loved.