THE TAILGATE: A Post-Miracle on Rice Preview of Texas A&M vs. Texas

Beat the hell outta t.u. X 2

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MIRACLE ON RICE!!!

BY CUPPYCUP

There can be miracles
when you believe.
Though hope is frail
it's hard to kill.



CAST OF CHARACTERS

BY cuppycup

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Andy Sawyers

3B COACH: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? THANKS FOR THE FREE LIVING ROOM RENOVATIONS, I GUESS.

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Cole Lankford

1B: THAT GRAND SLAM WAS PRETTY COOL THOUGH, YEAH? WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? ICE COLE.

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Nathan Thornhill

P: WON ON FRIDAY. THE LAST NAME THORNHILL REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE NORTH BY NORTHWEST WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. REMEMBER THE SCENE WHERE THEY GET ROGER THORNHILL DRUNK AND TRY TO GET HIM TO DRIVE OFF THE CLIFF? THAT REMINDS ME OF AUGIE.

Cast_payton

Mark Payton

CF: REACHED BASE ON FRIDAY SETTING SOME KIND OF RECORD. MARK PAYTON ANAGRAMS INCLUDE "A PARTY MONK", "PANTRY AMOK", AND "NOT MY PARKA."

Cast_reckling

Reckling Park

FIELD: WET N WILD WITHOUT THE RANDOM TURDS AND BLOODY BANDAIDS IN THE WAVE POOL ALTHOUGH WE'RE THINKING ABOUT LEAVING AN UPPER DECKER IN A RECKLING RESTROOM

WHAT TO WATCH FOR

BY HYPNO-TOAD FT cuppycup

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Baseball History

THE LAST TIME A&M PLAYED TEXAS WAS ALL THE WAY BACK ON FRIDAY. IT'S SO FAR REMOVED FROM OUR MEMORIES THAT THE RESULT IS UNCLEAR AND THE BOXSCORE ON AGGIEATHLETICS WEBSITE SEEMS TO BE INTENTIONALLY BROKEN. SERIOUSLY, GO LOOK. KYLER MURRAY.

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Weather


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Loser

B.A.S. - Baseball Edition

THIS WAS THERE FOR A REASON NOW LET'S BEAT THEM TWICE.

ELSEWHERE IN THE SEC

BY cuppycup

Sec

WE DON'T REALLY CARE ANY MORE, CONFERENCE PRIDE IS JUST ANOTHER WAY TO ANNOY TEASIPS.

LET'S HAVE A STATGASM

BY FLETCHER MASSIE

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SWEAT AND WET

BY CUPPYCUP

YOU WORE THE SAME SHIRT FOR THREE DAYS? BUT LOOK MOM, WE WERE ON TV ON SATURDAY!

Text GOODBULL to 99000 JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT AND TO CONFUSE Aggieland Outfitters.


BEST CASE / WORST CASE

BY cuppycup

BEST CASE


WORST CASE

WE LOSE TO TU TONIGHT WITH 27 RUNNERS LEFT ON BASE AND EVERYONE KEEPS HIS JOB.

Rcb05 Fishpond

@FishPondTAMU

HAS TECHNOLOGY GONE TOO FAR WHEN THE FISH POND HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT? WHERE IS THE O&M BUILDING ACCOUNT?

Hypnotoad Jzimm Jlemmons Jaclark

@ChipBrownOB

THERE IS NO TRUTH TO RUMORS THAT CHIP BROWN IS WEARING AN OBVIOUS HAIRPIECE IN THIS AVATAR. NONE.

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