PREPARE THE BATS. All of the stickball teams are in action tonight, as the softball squad hosts Sam Houston State at 6:00 and the baseballers take on Abilene Christian at Olsen a half-hour later. Both squads need big wins as they're each taking on ranked SEC foes this weekend.
Speaking of baseball, the latest SEC Power Poll is out, and after a series win on the road at Vandy, we...didn't move. We did knock them down from #2 to #6, so hooray for moral victories, eh?
The latest hot draft take from Anonymous NFL Scout is out, and don't worry: everyone is overrated. Here's what he had to say about the Ags:
His initials are M-E. Diva material. RT @valleyshook Mike Evans— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) April 14, 2014
Jake Matthews didn't even make the article, presumably because of his tiny arms.
Wait, which one is satire? Jaws recently ranked Zach Mettenberger as a better prospect than both Manziel and Bridgewater. I'm so confused by this time of year.
Glad it seems under control, but y'all be safe on campus if you're in the area anyway.