PUT A BOW ON IT, COACH. Spring ball wrapped up this past weekend. Will Johnson of 12th Man Productions recaps the action, progress, and non-arrests. Say, defense: now's the time to hit the gym with the heat of a thousand suns. Try to obtain roid rage without the (illegal) roids.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Turns out that the move to the SEC is lucrative. The conference raked in $314.5 million in revenue in the last fiscal year (up $41 million from previous year). The Ags got more than $19.5 million. Useful. Anyone miss the Big 12?
BRING THAT MOB MENTALITY, JORDAN. I'm Irish, so that makes me repressed in general and suspicious of anyone whose surname ends in a vowel. Sam Khan Jr. takes a peek at what could be some emerging dependability on defense with LB Jordan Mastrogiovanni. Prego, sir!
YOU DO YOU, KOACH KLIFF. Here's a nice insider look at our stud big brother in Lubbock. He flies in his own suit maker! Hell, the staff of GBH wears our finest moo-moos when we have big meetings.
BE WARY OF GOLF PRICKS. In honor of the Masters starting today, I've decided to tap into the archives for one of my favorite pieces by Scipio at BC. It's The Etymology of the Golf Prick and it is glorious.
MISC. The beisbol team is off to Nashville this weekend to face No. 7 Vandy. What could go wrong? Lean into those pitches, guys. #teambeanball
Have a bang-up Thursday, y'all. You're the best.