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Texas A&M beats Texas and please stop

This is getting embarrassing. The hate cup runeth over. I suppose next time I find myself talking to an Aggie and they ask "How are you?" And I'm thinking "Oh God, oh no, what do I say next, I wish I were extra dead," I should try "How are you?" Perhaps as one Aggie robot to a fellow Longhorn robot we will bleep and bloop our way on down the road in the spirit of mutual appreciation for the lack of destruction inflicted on each other's machinery. Perhaps, we will make a lifetime of bleeping and blooping in grand old conversation about the Aggies and the Horns.

A white flag (or towel if you will) is waving gloriously held aloft by two, weak little arms profusely swinging it to and fro at this very moment. A little more practice and my dog will be swinging it side to side and not just to and fro. Point is, my dog is waving the white towel for you? Obviously this buys us some time, but how much? How much until KS steals our next blue chipper? How much??!!!!

So this is me, wondering, hoping, that a guy like you, and a uh, a girl like me, can form an alliance that has allies in it, which are us. Huh? You're saying there's a chance? This white flag waving is only until the season starts (takesies backsies if we flip one of your recruits) because I can't take anymore losing this off-season. Right now our football program is so weak that Sumlin drives by our athletic dorms and beats our players at football through the window.

In closing, stop kicking our asses in recruiting. You won't be the belle of the ball forever so why not give up the crown now? Like so many new CFB love interests, Initially, the brain is bouncing off the walls, going "OMG IT IS PRETTY," but after a few minutes, the brain will calm down, straighten its tie, and go back to functioning as normal.

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