Last Call: Sam Houston State Bearkats

Take a last look back at the game this past weekend. Does anyone know who we play next?

Last Drink: Milwaukee's Best

Also known as "The Beast", which is about as specific as I can get if you asked me what the hell a Bearkat is. The Beast is also typically drank in mass quantities, much like the Bearkats drank from the fire hose of the Aggie offense. CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

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The Good Times

You get a Touchdown! And you get a Touchdown! And you get a Touchdown!

Including Nate Askew's pick six we had 8 players score touchdowns this weekend. And this was with Trey Williams and RSJ sitting the game out. It's awesome the amount of offensive firepower we have at our disposal. Some other fun offensive factoids: no Johnny sacks, Brandon Williams gets his first A&M touchdown, Kenny Hill's spectacular debut, and Ja'Quay Williams awesome one-handed catch. Oh and Johnny trucked a guy.

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It was like this, but with Johnny. Damn, I love this GIF.

UPDATE: Good Bull Hunting Aggeek FanShot the GIF. Here's the link so go and tweet it!

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Two interceptions and a Defensive TD

Like I mentioned on The Bullhorn last night, interceptions are one of my favorite things about football (when we get them, of course). In a matter of seconds, everything flips polarity. It's chaotic and I love it. DeShazor Everett had a fun acrobatic interception where a Sam Houston defender slid under him while he managed to get one foot down in bounds before falling out and Nate Askew had his first pick six and interception after moving to linebacker. Thanks for the excitement, gentlemen.


IT'S ALABAMA HATE WEEK

As soon as the game ended, the Alabama hating began. And man, do I love it.


The Bad Times

Hey-Diddly-Ho, Defenserino!

Stupid Flanders exploiting our defense. Again I don't know much about football, but the secondary looks to be a weak spot in our defense. With The Raven out with a collarbone injury, what do we do? Ranger gives his thoughts in is post game recap. I don't have an answer. Give me your best armchair defensive coordinator thoughts in the comments.


ALABAMA IS IN FOR SOME BAD TIMES BECAUSE IT'S ALABAMA HATE WEEK

I GIVE UP, ENOUGH WITH THE SAM HOUSTON GAME. LET'S HATE ON ALABAMA SOME MORE. HOUNDSOOTH IS A TERRIBLE PATTERN. YOU COVERED AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WITH THIS CRAP, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

YOUR COACH IS AN ANGRY OOMPA LOOMPA. HE'S SUCCESSFUL IN COLLEGE, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT HE'S A DICKBAG. OH, AND YOUR WELCOME FOR FRANCHIONE. IF TEXAS STEALS SABAN AWAY, YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM SUMLIN (HAHAHAH JUST KIDDING THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN; HOW'S THE LUSITANIA, TEXAS?).

YOUR QUARTERBACK IS A CRYING LITTLE DOUCHEBAG. SERIOUSLY, AWESOME TATTOO KID. DO YOU GET ONE EVERY TIME JOHNNY IS ON A MAGAZINE COVER OR SOMETHING? JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE IN YOUR 70'S AND YOU HAVE A SAGGY, WRINKLY CHEST NECKLACE COVERED IN OLD MAN HAIR. I'LL LAUGH WHEN A PROBABLY STILL HOT KATHERINE WEBB LEAVES YOUR OLD ASS FOR THE YOUNGER, MORE ATTRACTIVE JOHNNY MANZIEL, JR (ASSUMING I'M STILL ALIVE THEN (UNLIKELY)).

ALSO NICE JOB TROJAN HORSING PAWWWWWWWLLLLLL INTO ESPN FOR THE SEC NETWORK. I'M SURE WE CAN EXPECT SOME FAIR AND BALANCED OPINIONS COMING FROM HIS MENSA MEMBER LISTENERS. "HEY PAWWWWLLLLL, I HEAR YOU GOIN TO COLLEGE STATIONS THIS WEEKEND. YOU BECOMING ONE OF DEM STUPID AGGIES, PAWWWWWLLLL? TRUE FANS ONLY WATCH THE GAME AT BEAR'S GRAVE ROLL TIDE."


Last Call

Offensively we took care of business. 500 passing yards, 214 yards rushing, good times. Defensively we allowed a few big plays but overall did good. I liked the fire from our younger defensive players toward the end of the game. BUT SCREW SAM HOUSTON. LET'S BEAT THE EVER LIVING, EVER LOVING, COMPOUND, COMPLEX, FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUT OF THE WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRIMSON TIDE? ELEPHANTS? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. RIP THEIR HEADS OFF AND STEAL THEIR WOMEN. MAYBE THEIR MOMS TOO.


Catch Up Drinks
  • Ranger222 breaks down the SHSU game tape.
  • DerekAggie06 and OrionHjarvis debut a 2nd podcast recapping the game.
  • The Good Doc performs tricks (illusions, Michael) out of the game numbers.
  • Get Ranger's immediate post game thoughts.
  • cuppy cup posts a horrific video of a delinquent Johnny Manziel injuring a child by slapping his palm in what's known as a "high five" (probably drug reference). WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???
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