We had a hell of a year (Friday is our one-year anniversary), and all of us at Good Bull Hunting want to thank you for following our stuff. Mostly, we want to thank the people who won Bully Awards, so step up your game if you didn't win this year. Like most massage oils, the Bullys are not for internal use, as we do not recognize our authors. We find that demeaning them is more motivating. The categories for the Bully Awards are largely arbitrary. If you won a Bully that comes with a real prize, please e-mail your name, address, and shirt size (if applicable) to email@example.com.
CHECK #9 to see how you can win your own GBH-carved iPhone 5 case.
AND THE BULLYS GO TO...
1. AUTO-REC COMMENTER: AUTOMATIC EIGHT
This award recognizes the commenter who you know you'll rec before you even read the comment. A masterful storyteller and redass Aggie, we are looking forward to another wonderful year of green for Auto8.
Prize: #wafflesForAgs t-shirt
2. FUNNIEST FANPOSTER: HYPNO-TOAD
From SEC Media Daze to The NFL on Draft, Hypno-Toad never fails to make us pretend we spit out a liquid we weren't really drinking. He fits in so well with the irreverent side of our blog that we decided to tailor his prize accordingly.
Prize: invitation to be an author at GBH
3. MOST COLORFUL: AUSTRALIAN PARTY KID
The Party Kid from Down Under is a controversial figure in the comments section and we can't figure out if he's New Army or a new specimen altogether. What we do know is that we like him, and he needs some GBH swag.
Prize: GBH koozie and car sticker
4. ACTUAL SPORTS CONTENT CREATOR: JIM HU
A regular on SBNation's Swish Appeal, Jim Hu wrote several fantastic FanPosts covering Aggie Women's Hoops. If you are an expert in a sport that we're not covering adequately, please dive into the world of FanPosting.
Prize: #wafflesForAgs t-shirt
5. BEST FRIEND: FLETCHER MASSIE
Prize: We just sent you a #wafflesForAgs t-shirt, dude.
6. MOST FASHIONABLE: jlemmons96
Prize: We'd be embarrassed to send a t-shirt, so how about a GBH koozie and car sticker?
7. BEST SBNATION BRO: JASON KIRK
Jason is an editor for @SBNationCFB and he's been kind enough to show us the ropes and RT a lot of our stuff. He's also really funny but, more importantly, by naming him as the winner we were able to snub a lot of people.
Prize: Do you want any of our crap?
8. AGGIE FOOTBALL PLAYER ON TWITTER: TONEY HURD, JR.
9. FUTURE WINNER: YOU.
Just kidding, but we would like to offer you the opportunity to win an amazing wooden case for your iPhone5 with the GBH logo carved into the back, courtesy of TiMBERFLY.com. I have been enjoying my case for over a week now, and I like it better than my actual phone. If you're interested in buying a case, go to their website and for a custom carving, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Prize: TO ENTER TO WIN A CASE, SIMPLY LEAVE A COMMENT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW BEFORE MIDNIGHT CT ON THURSDAY 8/29. YOU MUST BE A MEMBER USER OF THIS BLOG IN ORDER TO ENTER. BY ENTERING THE CONTEST, YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE OFFICIAL RULES.
WHAT? THERE AREN'T 12 AWARDS?
Bobby Big Wheel
... and many more.