As a football fan, I really enjoyed this read. Great stuff, Mr. Toad.
Gig 'Em, Gary. Coach Blair and the Women's team face off against Wichita State tomorrow at 3:00 on ESPN2.
Johnny's been seen in Russia! This comes from longtime GBH friend whoopy: apparently an acquaintance was in St. Petersburg over Spring Break and found actual JOHNNY MANZIEL NESTING DOLLS in a gift shop. Behold the glorious item:
The countdown. Coming in at #6 in my arbitrarily random Game of Thrones character countdown is Jon Snow. He's your typical slot receiver: hard-working, brings his lunchpail, does things the right way. If Wes Welker were a Night's Watch member, this would be him. Infuriatingly disciplined when everyone else is coasting. (Honestly I'd leave him off my list but I'd get in trouble at home if I did and aaaaaahhhhrrrgggh--)