Pay that man his money. The DMN reported this morning that Kevin Sumlin's salary will go from $2 million/year to $3.1 million/year. The assistant coaches will also get raises. $1.1 million is not bad for one year in the SEC. What else can you buy for $1.1 million?

• Tiny Caribbean island
• Five minutes' worth of Michael Bay special effects
• 2.2 million Jack-in-the-Box tacos
• Eleven Birkin Bags
• House in Houston's University Place
• Used Bugatti Veyron
• 91,666 Ryan Swope T-shirts
• Naming rights for a Weather Channel winter storm
• 100 beers at JerryWorld
• The Toronto Maple Leafs
• A whole lot of toothpaste, that's for sure.
• Penn Wagers for four years
• One-bedroom apartment in Los Angeles
• 400,000 Crash Test Dummies CDs
• An entire Longhorn Network
• The finest Waffle House that College Station has ever seen
• 137,000 cups of coffee from Starbucks
• Shreveport
• Carnival Cruise ship
• Peace of mind

What else can you get for $1.1 million?