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Sumlin gets PAID. What's he gonna do with all that cash?

Brett Davis-US PRESSWIRE


Pay that man his money. The DMN reported this morning that Kevin Sumlin's salary will go from $2 million/year to $3.1 million/year. The assistant coaches will also get raises. $1.1 million is not bad for one year in the SEC. What else can you buy for $1.1 million?

  • Tiny Caribbean island
  • Five minutes' worth of Michael Bay special effects
  • 2.2 million Jack-in-the-Box tacos
  • Eleven Birkin Bags
  • House in Houston's University Place
  • Used Bugatti Veyron
  • 91,666 Ryan Swope T-shirts
  • Naming rights for a Weather Channel winter storm
  • 100 beers at JerryWorld
  • The Toronto Maple Leafs
  • A whole lot of toothpaste, that's for sure.
  • Penn Wagers for four years
  • One-bedroom apartment in Los Angeles
  • 400,000 Crash Test Dummies CDs
  • An entire Longhorn Network
  • The finest Waffle House that College Station has ever seen
  • 137,000 cups of coffee from Starbucks
  • Shreveport
  • Carnival Cruise ship
  • Peace of mind

What else can you get for $1.1 million?

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