With the latest news of ZOMG JOHNNY DOESN'T ATTEND CLASS IN PERSON, your faithful GBH team has managed to secure a copy of Mr. Manziel's complete daily online routine to track his shenanigans. H/T to thacktor. (We worked on it online together!)

6:00 AM: Call RGIII and hang up.

7:43 AM: Thermonuclear Dynamics quiz; nailed it

9:07 AM: Necessary Roughness on Netflix Streaming, takes notes on Paul Blake's drop-back

10:33 AM: Shirtless Google Hangout with Lebron James and Meagan Fox

10:44 AM: Pay Cable Bill with signed 12th Man Towel

10:51 AM: Sports Management Information 342: Social Media Manipulation

10:52 AM: E-mail SMI 342 Prof with amended syllabus. #heisman

11:30 AM: Call Cam Newton and hang up

12:37 PM: Call Freebirds, order lunch as "Manny Jonesville."

1:17 PM: Tweet out picture of computer screen and notebook to prove studyin's goin' on. Sneak a Red Stripe in the background because... I MIGHT BE ON AN ISLAND THIS WEEK BITCHES!

1:33 PM: English 307: Existential Mascots in Gothic Southern Literature

3:02 PM: read Good Bull Hunting... twice

3:39 PM: email Chuck Norris with workout tips

4:10 PM: Call Tebow and hang up.