Happy Valentine's day, GBH. While not a huge fan, I usually manage to wing it like most gentlemen out there. However, this year one of our Aggie greats is finding himself down in the dumps and in need of a Valentine. If anyone has any lady friends out there, please direct them to Uzoma Nwachukwu, future NFL wide receiver:

Let's not act like when you don't have a valentine you aren't mad inside haha

— Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) February 13, 2013

Okay. I'm just gunna put myself out there...I need a valentine...

— Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) February 13, 2013

He's pragmatic, yet romantic, while still being fiscally responsible:

#ValentinesDayTips Brothas...don't fall for that "You don't have to get me anything babe" trick. You know better than that. Its a trap!

— Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) February 14, 2013

#ValentinesDayTips Take your behind to the plant store. Buy those 5 cent flower seeds & some soil. Grow your own flowers. Give um to her.

— Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) February 10, 2013

#ValentinesDayTips Buy your gifts around thanksgiving time. Then save them till valentines day like you just bought um. #Cheap

— Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) February 10, 2013

He also had a brief Kim Khardashian sighting on Friday and shared his heartbroken lament that ended with this:

I feel like I just got dumped on valentines day and I need a big bag of gummy bears, a hug, and love to cheer me up haha #Soft #HeartBroken

— Uzoma Nwachukwu (@7sbackkkTX) February 9, 2013

Let's see what we can do, GBH. Step to it. Seems like quite a...catch...after all.

God Made a Farmer. Really happy that everyone appreciated this. We felt it was time to dust off our creative hats and jump back into the game. We had no idea that the comments would devolve into testicle speculation, but this is the Internet, where such things have been known to happen.

Actual Sports:

Roller Coaster Ride continues. In typical this season fashion, Coach Kennedy's team took the court following a disappointing underachieving loss and defeated a better team in a dramatic manner. The key to victory seems so simple: let Elston Turner go nuts. He set a Reed Arena scoring record last night with 37 points. Extinguish those flames, Stewade, at least for now. Be sure to follow @DerekAggie06 for the latest on Men's Hoops. The Women take on Florida tonight in Reed.

SHUTOUT. The #10 softball team blanked SHSU yesterday in Huntsville to go to 5-0 on the year. The run rule was invoked. Details on Aggie Athletics.

Alliteration. The final profile in our Senior Spotlight Story Stream Staff Special feature is coming very soon. ColoradoAg will take a good look at everyone's favorite crowd-pleaser.

Football Science. The main SBNation page outlines the ideal dinosaur for each position in football in a great read. They used a real dinosaur expert and everything!