GOOD BULL BOUNCY BALL: An MSPAINT Preview of Texas A&M vs. Kentucky

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Stewade is out this week, so we've rallied as a blog to put together a superior product in his absence. Our effort is commensurate with our basketball program.

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Last Minute Write-up

It's Kentucky time again! Last time we faced off against the SEC's flagship program, we pulled off the monumental upset on their home court behind Elston Turner's insane 40-point performance. Unfortunately, the team went into something of a tailspin after this high, losing four straight conference games, capped off by a gut-wrenching disappointment at home against Georgia last weekend.

All is not lost, however. After falling behind by double digits on the road in Starkville Wednesday, this roller-coaster team gutted up and made the comeback, forcing the Bulldogs into overtime and eventually coming away with their third SEC win. Can Coach Kennedy build on this momentum, or was it just a temporary tap on the brakes? Your loving GBH Staff will do their best to answer these and many other questions in this week's hodgepodge, tardy, MS Paint version of Good Bull Basketball.

Real Stats: Rural Lawman Edition

Rayland Givens, Deputy U.S. Marshal (Kentucky) vs. Walker, Texas Ranger

Alright, we've already previewed Wildcat and Aggie basketball players in a previous edition of GBBB. So let's take it one step further and analyze two of TV's gruffest, criminal arrestin'-est hombres. Sure, Rayland Givens of Justified has made TV cops interesting again with his maverick methods and his don't-give-a-damn attitude, but on the other hand, CHUCK. NORRIS. Who's got the edge in this matchup? Looks like the Lone Star State makes up for in the police station what it lacks on the court.

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By Your Loving GBH Staff

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@UKCoachBillyG
@UKCoachBillyG

Hey @Coach_Kennedy 8 scholly players? No big deal. Once started three walk-ons, a security guard, and a ball cart at UTEP.

@Coach_Kennedy
@Coach_Kennedy

No matter what happens, we're going to be .500 against this team. #gigem

@UKCoachCalipari
@UKCoachCalipari

DM @NerlensNoel3: We aren't paying you to lose to Texas AM twice.

@cuppycup
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LOOK AT ME #wafflesforAgs

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If we don't update for a while, just assume there was another turnover.

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