Johnny Football: Hey Mike, I've been thinking. We pretty much dominate college football right now. I throw the ball up and you catch it.
Mike Freakin Football Evans: yeah
JF: Maybe we should give it one more year. This year the defense hasn't helped us to achieve the personal level of success that you and I should get.
JF: If we come back we will win the National Championship because the defense won't be awful. I will win a third Heisman and you will win the Bilentikoff because I am just going to throw the ball up in the air and let you go get it. You will set the college football receiving yards in a season record with 2300.
JF: and let's be honest. we've got life pretty easy around here. we go out on the field and Spav and Beatty tell us what to do but again, I throw you catch. why complicate things?
MFFE: I like dat
JF: then we will be the first two picks in the draft (I will go #1 of course).. probably to the Raiders because they suck and they will trade the rest of their team to get you with the #2 pick.